Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.
So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?
I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.
Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?
Never leave home without 'em!
Ewadrd (Weasel Bayer) Grylls - to exaggerate accomplishments, to use all forms of deception to enhance ones self image, to falsify claims, and when caught, the rewording of achievements to disregard responsibility, claim to be a vegan and proceed to chow down of animal flesh like it was his last meal, to steal glory and fame by declaring for years, after two younger british climbers accomplished the feat, as the youngest british everest conquerer, stays in luxury resorts when he declared on the original shows that he will be spending the night here in the wild, the list is almost endless.
synonyms: liar, braggart, thief, psychopath, sociopath, egomaniac, living in a dream world, uncaring, self centered, narcissistic, satan's brother, mother fucker, phony bullshitting bastard, anti-christ.
bear grylls correct definition would be - stalin, mao, lenin, napoleon, hitler, saddam, charles manson, ted bundy rolled up into one person would be a edward (weasel bayer) grylls!
!. To be slapped by a clown, usually (but not restricted to) of Ronald McDonald's appearance.
2. To be bitch slapped by a McDonald's employee.
3. To strike someone in order to steal their fast food meal.
1. I tried to give that clown over there a hug, but I guess he was in a bad mood. I got McSlapped!
2a. I didn't want fries with my meal, and the dude behind the counter McSlapped me! So much for "We love to see you smile, huh?"
2b.I swear to God, I'm going to McSlap that customer if he asks me one more time if I want the Happy Meal in his pants.
3. Person 1: "...So then I came into this clearing and saw a family eating some fast food at the Picnic Benches."
Person 2: "So what did you do?"
Person 1: "Well I was so hungry, I snuck up behind the guy, McSlapped him hard, and ran away with his Big Mac and Fries. It was so worth it."
To order a specific entree, when out with a group of friends, that a friend had already expressed interest in.
Tyler got the Chicken Crispers? I always get those...hey Tyler, what's with the meal steal?!
1) The act of doing everything in one's power to remain anorexically thin, using such methods as diuretics, excessive smoking, and eating no more than one meal a day.
2) To avoid working and instead marry a woman who earns three times more than you, for the goal of staying home and smoking excessively.
3) To constantly change one's goals, in an effort to confuse others.
4) A shiftless vagrant who constantly thinks up ways to steal your pants and sell them on ebay as pants worn by John Wayne.
1) The homeless Robear looked like he hadn't eaten in weeks.
2) Brenda married that Robear so she can wear the pants in the family.
3) Now he wants to be an electrical engineer? He's such a Robear.
4) It looks like I've been robbed blind by a Robear.
1. The use of communication skills and quick wits in order to turn a scenario into a favorable situation
2. A practice used by crackers and black hats in order to gain sensitive information needed in order to compromise security by using techniques such as eavesdropping on conversations or posing as tech support
1. You are at a fancy restaurant and have just finished eating. The waiter comes to take your plate, but as he picks it up, you use slight of hand and manuevering to make it appear as if the waiter has dropped the plate (and the food residue on it) all over your shirt. You complain angrily, call for the manager, et al. The manager winds up giving you the meal for free.
2. You, as a black hat, walk up to a smoke break outside of a company who you want to steal credit card numbers for. Employees are whining about their randomized passwords. You memorize one of them, and then go off with that information in order to gain access into the company firewall.
Fucking retards that always have their pants down to their knees and listen to R.A.P. or Retards Attempting Poetry. They steal cars and hit people with baseball bats and always carry guns and have stupid slut girlfriends who have big asses and who live in a dead guys house and say yo ma dawg im in ferth grade and im 18 and i like to kill people and steal dem carz wit a gun on the west sieeed and then marrrrry a hukker. All of the female rapeoples are stupid talentless hos and the male ones have vaginas. And Usher is a fucking fag who keeps "singing" about some dumb slut who dumped him like 30 years ago. They always insist on having neon lights and hydraulics on their "pimped out" vehicles which always have some faggy decals that look like they ran over an ink bottle. FuCK d3M GaNg5t3rz
McDonalds Gangster Commercial.. "Do u hopes to be getting a big ass meal at a fly price? well now u and ur posse can be snackin for under 7 dollars. no shit! Mcdonalds presents the big mother fucker. Get the big mother with a bottle of Colt .45, Chit-lins, pigs feet on a cornbread biscuit with a big ass bucket of gravy. dis shit be cheaper than 2 hits of crack. and so good you be saying shit dawg. did somebody be sayin' McDonalds? You damn right. McDonalds we loves it when u be smiling!"