seatslap 

The sound of a toilet seat colliding with the porcelain rim of the toilet, having been raised slightly when you got up because the moisture of your ass-cheeks stuck to it.

Why do you have to slam the toilet seat so loud?

Oh, sorry...it was just some seatslap.

seatslap by Roger Ipswitch January 13, 2008

steaksauce 

The most elitist of all words when it comes to describe anything that is "above the margin".

As states in CBS's comedy "How I Met Your Mother" by the Neil Patrick Harris, who portrays womanizer bachelor "Barney Stinson".

Steaksauce is a term used only by those who are blessed enough to know it's divine meaning, it's common use will be started in South Florida, only because, well, South Florida is Steaksauce.

Often misunderstood by poor imbeciles, the term "Steaksauce" exceeds any other word that is used to describe anything that's extraordinary.

Everything that has been stated as "Steaksauce" is A-1.

A-1 because it is dubbed awesome, and nothing tops the greatest topper of all.

If you have been so blessed as to read this, and not be a sore loser, you my friend, are steaksauce!

When this word is commonly used, remember that you... are a true pioneer of the word....

Dude, that tie.... STEAKSAUCE..

This new manager at work... she is so fine... she's steaksauce.

Obama won the presidency...steaksauce...

1 dollar beer night... STEAKSAUCE!

steaksauce by reefsurfer156 January 13, 2009

Steak slap

When someone disses your mom at dinner and the only course of action is to pick up your steak and slap them across their face, thus squirting steak juices all over.

At a company picnic someone calls your momma fat. you steak slap their faces with the steak fresh off the grill, then yell "your face gets steak slapped"

Steak slap by Willa the thrilla February 16, 2009

Cledanzaveland Steamlaper 

Pronounced Cle-Danza-vland Steam-Lap-er
A combination of the Danza Slap and the cleveland steamer. A sexual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman's upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his penis shouting "Who's The Boss!" while pooping on her chest at the same time. Can be performed before during or after sex depending on individual Preference

That girl last night was such a freak that she wanted me to give her a cledanzaveland steamlaper.

Cledanzaveland Steamlaper by Sexual Tyrannosaurus October 30, 2008

bacon with steaksauce 

an experimental but awesome dish consisting of one of the world's greatest meat dishes with A1, the world's greatest steaksauce

a phrase combining 2 words that each are synonymous with an expression of joy and goodness

what's for dinner?
bacon!
oh my bacon with steaksauce! this is gonna be awesomeness!
bacon with steaksauce? didn't think of that one, let's try it, it's going to be very bacon with steaksauce!

bacon with steaksauce by UM North Quad August 29, 2011

Steaksauce 

Steaksauce = A1

When something is cool, dope, awesome, fly.

Those fake boobs are so steaksauce!!!

Steaksauce by Barney1364 April 5, 2006

Skirt steak slap 

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.

Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.

Skirt steak slap by uandus April 3, 2020