Top Definition
The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.
"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
by Spunkmeister Joe October 06, 2013

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