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steak blumpkinsex (-0.505)
to receive fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
Tyrone received a steak blumpkin from his baby's momma
by Tyronefromcompton February 11, 2008
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steak blumpkinsex (-0.369)
to recieve fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
Tyrone recieved a steak blumpkin from his babys momma
by Tyronefromcompton February 10, 2008
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