Sexually transmitted disease
shit man ive got "the clap"
by gaz July 02, 2003
An acronym for "Seize the Dave!" It can be used as a shortened name for the infamous website, or to secretly announce you will be abducting a nearby person named Dave.
There he is, STD before he gets away!
by Rocket Johnny (IGTF member) December 20, 2002
STD
STD is an acronym for "Seize the Dave!" It can be used as a shortened name for the infamous website seizethedave.com, or to secretly announce that you will be abducting a nearby person named Dave.
There he is, STD before he gets away!
by Rocket Johnny (IGTF member) December 19, 2002
STD
stands for super torqued dick. Usually contracted by people named Mike.
Mike has an STD, kelsey should shower with him.
by Blake O'Toole October 29, 2013
STD
Sexually Transmitted Disease and an embarrassing death.
He got an STD and died an embarrassing death.
by trolololololololololololololol March 26, 2012
STD
Stop The Drama...
Everybody STD. . . Stop The Drama
by Barb Bieb September 04, 2011
STD
an abbreviation of 'Sean's Tiny Dick'
a pathetic human being, who sends pornographic images of his microscopic penis to females and assumes they get sexually aroused by it, when really, there is nothing there to sexually excite them...
STD

Female: "OMG! EEWWW! WTF! THIS FREAK SENT ME A NAKED PICTURE OF HIMSELF!"

Female's Boyfriend: "WTF? IM GONNA KILL HIM!!"

Boyfriend's Friend: "There's no need to kill him, because there is nothing to be jealous about... he hasn't got anything there to be able to do anything to your girl ;)"
by lukkeeyy December 02, 2010

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