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STD
an abbreviation of 'Sean's Tiny Dick'
a pathetic human being, who sends pornographic images of his microscopic penis to females and assumes they get sexually aroused by it, when really, there is nothing there to sexually excite them...
STD

Female: "OMG! EEWWW! WTF! THIS FREAK SENT ME A NAKED PICTURE OF HIMSELF!"

Female's Boyfriend: "WTF? IM GONNA KILL HIM!!"

Boyfriend's Friend: "There's no need to kill him, because there is nothing to be jealous about... he hasn't got anything there to be able to do anything to your girl ;)"
by lukkeeyy December 02, 2010
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std
STD - stands for Sexualy Transmited Disease. The most commonly known is HIV/AIDS. To say the least you don't want an STD.
Dude I fucked her good and I'm gonna have this damn STD for the rest of my life. Don't fuck her.
by LBChris05 February 23, 2003
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STD
Somewhat Tasty Donuts
i had some awesome STD's the other day, i got them from that girl down the street
by Luke Z May 17, 2008
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STD
Sexually Transmitted Disease. Anyone can get one, even virgins. Most common STDs are passed through skin contact, saliva, breast milk, & bodily fluids. You don't have to be a "nasty slut" to get an STD. It only takes 1 sexual experience...or with Herpes, alls you have to do is touch someone who has the virus on their skin at that point and area.
"I contracted an STD from my husband, who cheated on me with a 15 year old."
by Jaime December 17, 2004
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STD
Sexually Transmitted Disease

See burned.
That slut gave me an STD
by scally hater October 31, 2003
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std
Basically like a computer virus, but for people. You want the free Prada bag, you have to risk the attack on your computer, and possibility of it never working again.

You want the sex, you have to risk the attack on your 'down there' region, with the possibility of it never working again.
I got an STD and now my whole fun zone is covered in blisters.

other guy: thanks for sharing...
by sweetness-and-light June 14, 2007
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STD
STD stands for Snooki Transmitted Dumbness. Are girls in your school wearing super slutty clothes? Tanning their skin 24/7? Putting their hair in poofs the size of the Popes hat? Then they have the STD. After watching Jersey Shore for too long, some girls have acquired the STD. Signs include but are not limited to...
-drinking vodka for breakfast
-drinking vodka for lunch
-drinking vodka for dinner
-drinking vodka for dessert
-skin that is so tan, she is invisible in a dimly lit room
-causes public disturbances 24/7
-eats pickles... by sucking on them
-when asked why she does something, she replies with "I'm at the Jersey Shore... BITCH!"

-everywhere is the Jersey Shore for her
-a sudden interest for meat-heads and gorillas
-when someone calls her phone, and is looking a girl named Angelina, she replies with "No, she died"
-she is as smart as a...Snooki
Dude 1: "Crap dude, my girlfriend and I were watching Jersey Shore last night, and she got the STD!"

Dude 2: "Damn bro that sucks. Has she started eating pickles yet? I wanna watch...
by WW-PSouthBoy14 August 15, 2010
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STD
Spontaneous Torrential Diarrhea

Whenever you are normal one second, then randomly you get the urge to have explosive diarrhea and then, when you sit down, it just explodes out of your ass like a torrential rain...
Explosive Diarrhea, and just another thing that STD stands for...
by Chance3985 February 04, 2009
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