| 1. | Bellmawr | ||
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A small town in New Jersey, right near Runnemede and Gloucester City. Bellmawr kids either go to PVI or Triton. Either way, 90% of the girls are trashy, inbred, or drug addicts. Most girls in Bellmawr have sex before they reach 8th grade, and are home to many great STD's, including herpes! All of the boys think they are skaters and more then half of them have criminal records. And let's not forget the kids who start dressing like wiggers before they can walk. Bellmawr kids drive shit cars, and consider a souped up '97 Honda to be a "Bellmawr Benz". Bellmawr has an area called Bellmawr Park, which is by far trashier then Camden. You don't want to go into Bellmawr after dark, because the 856'ers roam the streets in their girl pants and huffy bikes, waiting to stop you and steal your Ipod. If you live in Bellmawr, you know that the chances are you will grow up to either work at a diner or an Auto Mechanic Shop. And chances are your parents are stoners or drunks. And let's not forget the Bellmawr girls. They know how to get around. Bellmawr is good for two things - a home for the trashiest of trash, and the Bellmawr sluts. Because everyone needs a blowjob from a bisexual anti-prep whore.
"Hey man, I heard you got a BJ from bellmawr trash last night".
"Yeah, now I'm like any guy at Triton who got with a Bellmawr girl! I have herpes!" |
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| 2. | squades | ||
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squirrel aids i recieved suprise butt sex from a squirrel, now i have squades..... YAY!!!!!!!
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| 3. | syphilis | ||
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It killed Kenny! That bastard! Kenny McCormick died of syphilis after getting a BJ at TGI Friday's
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| 4. | GreenBrook | ||
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A shit town full of two faced whores that do drugs and steal everything they can, if you want a bj go to the town and ask any girl or guy and they will give you one and smoke you out just bring a condom you will probably get at least five STD's hey Andreas want to go to GreenBrook? I just bought condom.
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| 5. | circumdick | ||
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Wrap her tongue around his dick circumference Lay dick length along centerline of her tongue such that width of her tongue folds up around bottom half his girth. Wildly popular with teens who still have puberty dick circumdick can provide suction on its own.
Circumdick requires talent of the oralness provider when coiled latitudinally instead. Such skill belies high sti potential and jizzidue, residual jizz from prior customer(s). For safe results be sure your jizz receptacle is exclusively yours with no priors especially if circumdick capable. Using ANY orifice used by other guys is STD risky. |
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| 6. | jizzidue | ||
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The gift left in her mouth after oral sex jizzidue is a gift when she's only done oral sex to you.
Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips. When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY |
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| 7. | Mustashe burn | ||
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When a man who has a large bush fully inserts his penis to the brim of the a persons mouth, then rubs his or her head back and forth till completion or ejaculation leaving a raw burn where a mustashe should be. (Exp 1) Goerge won't leave Bryan alone about a mustashe burn. This will be the 4th night Bryans his givin Goerge a new mustashe burn.
(Emp 2) I purposely grew my pubs out to give my bitch a mustashe burn. Haha Bitches! |
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