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15. chavs
Chav are scum they have this idea that they are the most important people around and that anyone who is not a chav is like dirt WRONG! they are the dirt.

They stand around in groups of at least a minimum of 5 people incase they get into a fight,theyre wimps really it takes 5 chavs to take on a normal person or they get too scared and run off.

They hang around on street corners trying to look "gangsta",thats 1 of theyre words from theyre limited vocabulary.some of their words from their language include,gangsta,bruv,in da house,wat you looking at,ya starting,got any fags mate,i got totally pissed last night,and number 1 on the top 10 chav remarks INNIT but still the list go's on.There is no point trying to communicate with a chav you will get more of a understandable response from a dog even a wall,and any reply you do get back you wont understand.Anyt response you think you do understand believe me you dont.They think that burberry and hoodies make you look cool but really they just look like twats

They like the idea of have a criminal record because they think it makes them "ard".They are constantly getting given ASBO's (anti social behaviour order).Some of the even stupider ones try to look cool by shaving half their eyebrow off.One big question WHY!.The boy chavs are usually obsessed with football(soccer for you americans) and bmx bikes

The chav way of having fun is by looking "ard" on street corners listening to music on their mobiles where you can even un...
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16. surrey girl
A girl who is very easy to chat up,likely to say her and boyfriend just broke-up,and why can't she find someone nice?,and that they haven't had sex in a month at least,then ask if u have a girlfriend,all this while waiting in line at the bar,they're mostly out at night,although many don't make it home by morning.Easy to spot heavy make-up,big hair,over-kill on perfume,fake nails that shoulda been removed a week ago,some kind of cum-fuck-me boots,ohh and don,t forget the back-pack & pager! No-doubt she drinks like a fish,take anything(drugs)offered to her,and usually have at least one BOCA sweat-shirt,pair of joggers with brat/blondie across the ass.They're easy,dumb as hell,and always at the door for last call(bar/club).Surrey girls favourite quotes "I'm not usually like this" "Oh-oh i'm getting drunk" "I just got kicked out of where i'm staying" "My boyfriend beat me up" "i need to pay the babysitter" "i'm out of smokes" "MOMMY BE BACK"
It's 10:00am and we're goin for breakfast,my bro says "hey look at that surrey girl heading home,musta been a rough night" I return "ya she's even limping musta been road hard and put away wet" poor girl didn't even get cab fare!
17. Voldemort
Main villain in the popular children's series, Harry Potter.

Born Tom Marvolo Riddle, he was raised in an orphanage after his mother died during his birth, and the father, a muggle (non magical person) wanted nothing to do with him, his family, or his mother. Described as being a very handsome young man resembling his father, and remained that way up until his later years (thirties to forties)

Even at a very young age, he was shown to have control and a little bit of skill with his magic. Is also seen as a bit psycotic even during his pre pubescent years, and thinks that Dumbledore is a doctor coming to take him away.

During school, he was sorted into Slytherin. He was very, very gifted, and even won the 'special services to the school' for getting rid of the man who opened the chamber of secrets (this is later found out to be false, and he in fact opened the chamber.) He was head boy during his seventh year. Directly after graduation, he applies for a job teaching at Hogwarts, but Headmaster Armando Dippet turns him down, saying that at eighteen he is too young. He then goes to work for Borgin and Burkes instead.

Around ten years later, ...
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