|1.||'Staying awake' sex|
Sex, where one or both partners actually remain awake for the entire duration of the sexual act.
We nearly had some great 'staying awake' sex last night. If only I hadn't nodded off after 3 minutes.
A condition where either partner habitually falls asleep during sex.
I first found out she suffered from sexolepsy when she was giving me this great slow blowjob one night, then stopped, and I looked down and she was asleep with her face in my crotch!
The fatigue and mild sense of disorientation experienced after staying up all night having sex, thus disrupting the body's circadian rhythms as would an international flight. Also shag-lag.
"Man, I don't know how I'm going to stay awake for work Monday, I've got serious sexlag from Saturday night."
Inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. caused by sex; difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness due to being easily distracted by members of the opposite sex.
Michelle used to lay awake at night: Her nymphosomnia was often causing her to be late for work.
|5.||Hanlon Street Hustler|
Word used primarily to describe young men who enjoy sex with old women, usually involving walking sticks, prune juice and lots of lube.
Retired Granny 1: Hey doris did you see that strapping young lad in ward 2.
Retired Granny 2: I sure did. He's such a hanlon street hustler.
Retired Granny 1: Hed be worth staying awake past 5pm for.
Retired Granny 2: OOHH edna you saucy minx!
the act of being really old; does not mix well with sex or staying awake for periods longer than 2 hours
grandpa has been mcCaining for quite some time now and i can't get the inheritance till he croaks
a term given to an annoying one night stand who will not leave your place the next morning. Instead, they camp in your bedroom or home and treat it as if it were theirs. Even if you give the signal that it is time for them to go, they will not leave – even after several hours. There are several stages to be aware of:more...
Stage 1 Camper: (Still there 30 min after you are awake) You realize she/he is awake so you pretend you are asleep. If she stays awake and waits for you to wake up, you have a stage 1 camper. Not bad because she/he may just be waiting for you to wake to say bye. If not, she is preparing her camping gear.
Stage 2 Camper: (1 hour after being awake) Pretending you are asleep failed and now you both are "awake". She/he begins a lengthy conversation about random crap that has nothing to do with the night before. If they keep talking that means they are unpacking their gear and setting up their tent.
Stage 3 Camper: (1-2 hours) The chit chat extends for more than an hour or so and she/he turns on the TV. Now their tent is up and they are planning on staying.
Stage 4 Camper: (2-3 hours) She/He begins to talk about breakfast and asks what you have. Oh boy, their tent is fully furnished at this point. Firewood gathering is next.
Stage 5 Camper: (3+ hours) You have had breakfast and if she doesn't leave within 20-30 minutes afterwards, you have a severe situation on your hands. The camp has been completely set up a...