a man who sits at home and does nothing but watch rachel ray. in exchange for his wifey work around the house, he receives fellatio with swallowing.
Get in the kitchen and make me some good rachel ray dinner wifey cock.
A person who decides to stay at home, rather than heading out with their friends. This person usually uses the excuse "that they have had a busy day", "they are tied" or "I had a big one last night"...
Mitch had a busy day at work and decided he would stay at home and "soft cock" it for the night...
|3.||Prodigal Penis Syndrome|
1)A condition that can afflict a men after a period of unintentional abstainence.
Upon the event of a sexual encounter you become so overjoyed at the prospect that you prematurely ejaculate.Similtaneously initiating another prolonged spell of abstainence.
1)Peter:"I had a case of prodigal penis syndrome last nite"
Sam:"What happened this time man?"
Peter:"She pulled off my trousers and a quart of cum was the only sight that greeted her!"
Sam:"You've earned yourself another couple of months then."
|4.||HOMO GOT COCK|
A gay parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back that I made up. I'm straight, believe it or not.more...
HOMO GOT COCK
I like big cocks and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a guy walks in with an itty-bitty asshole
And a long thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that dick was stuffed
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that trouser snake you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rub his smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average turd burglar friendz
I've seen them gay dancin'
To hell with romancin'
Sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of queer magazines
Saying average logs are the thing
Take the average flaming man and ask him that
He's gotta pack much junk
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your boytoy got the meat (hell yeah)
Tell him to shake it, (shake it), shake it, (shake it), shake that healthy bolt and nuts
Homo got cock
(LA face with a San Fran bulge)
I like'em long and thick
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my gay scandal
I wanna get you home
And uh, double up uh uh
I aint talkin bout playgirl
Cuz penis pumps are made for little boys
I wann'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Felch-a-lot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece...
|5.||Accomplished Cock blocker|
Man or usually Gurl that ain't happy to see they're crew gettin' some dick or pussy unless they're getting some.
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
They'll say some coded shit like "Alysha I gotta' head home but you stay and have a good time with Dwaynne"
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.
An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
Levi Lobster, Penis
I had a great date lined up & asked her if she would like to go out to eat or stay at home for some seafood? After agreeing to stay at my place she asked, "Where's the seafood?" I proceeded to un-zip my fly & let her feast on my Levi Lobster.
Describes a heavy duty Rogaine user, typically an insecure and short in stature (Elf-like) male in the process of losing their hair. The Rogainist will sometimes use generic-brand hair regrowth solutions to save some money. In many cases, the Rogainist is married to a equally insecure makeup whore who insists the Rogainist use the toxic solution despite the potential side effects, else the marriage is over.
Rogainists are often cuckolded by their high maintenance, stay at home makeup whore wives who leave all the child care to the cuckold husband. They really take advantage of the Rogainist's insecurities.
Makeup Whore Wife: Jeremy, I don't find you attractive anymore, your Elf-like stature and small cock is being overpowered by your balding head. Become a Rogainist or the marriage is over.
Cockolded Husband: OK, I'll disregard the heart palpitations and become a Rogainist. Are you being fucked by Master BBC tonight?