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a fat, ugly, pimple infested douche bag who has no life/any friends. he sucks dick, and loves it in the ass. i suggest not be friending a "staulters" because you wont be able to look at it for more than 5 seconds because he is the ugliest looking "it" on the planet, and makes your eyes bleed.
STAULTERS IS A BASTARD
by zach staulters October 15, 2011

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