Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.

"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

Statler and Waldorf by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009

Stateriotic 

Combination of State and Patriotic
Loyalty to ones state, or the state you used to live in

Andy: Did you find out if Jimmy the Ground Hog saw his shadow?
Ms. Chew: No but Punksatony Phil saw his.
Andy: Come on you need to be more stateriotic.

Stateriotic by Afendra February 23, 2009

Statler and Waldorf

the original trolls

statler and waldorf, they ARE the original trolls

Statler and Waldorf by Flipper Offer September 28, 2010

Statter 

Whilst quite a small hotdog, a Statter is probably the hottest hotdog that you can find.

However, it is normally made from the lowest grade meat possible, mainly from areas of a pig most decent people would consider unclean and certainly not edible. In some countries enjoying a Statter is considered a highly taboo fetish.

Most grown men can't handle the hottness of a Statter, though for those that acquire the taste it can become a self-destructive habit, often ending in life changing shame.

"Hey Pav, do you feel like sharing a Statter?"

"No way, they're tiny, but I want my own! I love a spicy hotdog"

Statter by Spicy-Hotdog-Fiend December 9, 2012

Statertot 

An intellectual toddler who licks government boots. A sycophantic suckup brown noser kneeler of the highest order. Someone who thinks law is morality. Someone who isn't brave enough to personally load you into the boxcars, but who would gladly rat you out to their beloved authorities.

"I think we're all getting tired of these left statertot vs right statertot popularity contests aka elections."

Statertot by Ironborn October 1, 2019

Ass-Statter 

Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

Ass-Statter by Tacham May 19, 2014

under-stater 

A conspiracy theorist who dwells in the "under-state" or the unseen world of conspiracies and other political scandals. The understater makes claims about the government intervening in the people's lives and also in foreign affairs.

I didn't realize that Fred was an under-stater makes sense to me now!

under-stater by Mr. Robotron June 8, 2017