Statuesque 

built like a statue – in symmetry and proportion; spoke of a female, who is attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned, and muscularly defined (shapely) - with a taller, shapelier built –especially in the legs, thighs, buttocks, hips, and arms i.e. tall and shapely.

Marisol is a super sexy, built like a brick house, tall, statuesque, with body for days. She has a full, lush, lavish, luxurious, world class body.

Statuesque by Robbie Amorous October 20, 2005

lacrosse-stitutes 

Female groupies, of the popular college sport, Lacrosse.

Usually, whores, and sluts, of high society types.

"My cousin wasn't that upset, because he said that there would be plenty of lacrosse groupies at the party. He calls them 'lacrosse-stitutes.'"

lacrosse-stitutes by Surperbartender April 22, 2005

Statute of LOL Mutations 

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.

IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

Statute of LOL Mutations by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010

statute of memetations 

The minimum amount of time required after a meme has been shared within a group on digital communications for said meme to be reusable within the same group of people.

That meme has recently been sent in this group, thus violating the statute of memetations.

statute of memetations by claydough89 January 28, 2021

Statute of Limitations 

The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.

"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"

"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."

Statute of Limitations by swaggyswaggyyolofaggy November 23, 2013

statute 

A legislated rule of a society given the force of law under the consent of the governed.

A statute is not law, rather prima facie evidence of law.

statute by A Box of Signs October 15, 2009

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues 

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018