statblock

When you can't think of a status to post on facebook.

Man, i haven't updated my status in weeks. I have statblock.

statblock by SomeRandomGuy37 March 3, 2011

Status Block 

The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...

I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.

Status Block by DanteRhodesWatts October 14, 2010

StatusBlank 

Originally in Facebook.

The process of commenting on someone's status, by ignoring the status and posting a comment that is totally unconnected to the original topic in the hope of starting a different conversation entirely.

A StatusBlank can be anything that changes the discussion of someone's status immediately

Your Status: Just back from Holiday was great!

Friends comment: I've been on holiday too!

This is not a StausBlank, although it moves the conversation away from your holiday it is still in context.

an example of a great StatusBlank would be:

Your Status: Just back from Holiday was great!

Friends Comment: Oh my god i have just been burgled, was awful.

StatusBlank by Fabian2029 January 27, 2010

status block 

when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway

idk what to write in my status... man i have major status block

status block by jelani913 June 17, 2009

Status Block 

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.

Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"

Status Block by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010

Status Block 

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.

i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people

Status Block by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010

scotusblock 

SCOTUSblock (v): dressing ones privates in miniature black robes, that are impossible to take off.

During oral testimony, Vicky couldn't suck Alan's cock because it was SCOTUSblocked

scotusblock by *KBTTkUEn*5o9bE@ September 3, 2016