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3.
an event or thing that punks you out and is disrespectful on so many freakin levels.
He statused the hell out of me when he said I had no game!
by T-Money & J Sweezy December 08, 2010
 
1.
a word used to descrtibe level of...
his legs are hella gorlia status!
- he has very hairy legs
by mad4punks October 29, 2003
 
2.
A word that you use after another word to describe someone.
Bnay: "OMG.. look at that guy.."
Binny: "I know.. total nigg status right there.."
by you would January 13, 2007
 
4.
a word used to describe something..usally goes after an adjective
Ex.1

Max: yo John your fro looks crazy status today

Ex.2

John: whoaa that girl is amazingg status :O !


Ex.3

Max: do you have change for a 100$ bill?

John: lol you must be crazy bro..i'm not rich status
by John Canela :] February 04, 2009
 
5.
a way of measuring how much the man you are...Can be gained by doing many things for instance: pulling bitches, coming through in the clutch, saying something extremely funny, doing something slick, or punking someone.
See also: G status, punking, loss of status,pimp status, status holder
Behemoth:awww yo dog that bitch just forced you to lean back kyle"
All:"Awww man Status lost"

the deez: "Dude i just shanked that wack dinosaur-lookin bitchs alcohol"
kai: "word gain of status man"
by The Deez May 24, 2006
 
6.
(Adj) A word that describes something that is high class, legit, and unquestionably absolute.

Something awesomely unexpected that happens.

Describing a person that is so poplar, confident or elite that they can do whatever they want.
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service - that's status.
by PizzaShopsandGreenHouses July 10, 2014
 
7.
Verb. To write a post on a social media site.
I was about to status so hard on facebook about awesome unicorn cat emojis until LILLY tried to challenge me to no avail. Fucking Lilly.
by Sxypanthr October 16, 2013