| 1. | status assassin | ||
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Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management. Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done Mary: I need a status on that requisition. Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday. Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program? Alan: Sure, how about "pending?" Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh... Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin! |
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| 2. | Status Assassin | ||
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A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art. -"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin" |
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