LA slang meaning Oscar award
Charlize has a statue, let's get Vinny a statue! (from Entourage series)
1. A three-dimensional form or likeness sculpted, modeled, carved, or cast in material such as stone, clay, wood, or bronze.
2. A person with an exceptionally strong and "chiseled" appearance.
3. Someone of unusual stubbornness; a person unyielding despite immense physical and/or mental pain; a stoic.
"Dude, look, an eagle!"
"No, dude, that's a statue."
"That dude's a frigging statue!"
"I know, right? Check out that six-pack."
"HOLY #$%*, did I just run you over with my Tahoe?!"
"Ummm... I believe so."
girl that wears too much foundation.
that girl is a statue
Person who doesn't move from one end of the day to the other
Hey Statue, are ye confused.
The once, twice, or three times daily monolithic masterpiece that one deposits in the toilet. Often referred to as a poop; however, with much more gusto and character. Unlike a more mainstream statue, the observation and admiration is often interrupted by a repulsive and sometimes eye watering stink.
The efforts and toil put forth by the statue maker often results in great relief and accomplishment
I'll be back in awhile, I got to go make a statue.
Be cautious of co-workers who say; Hey, come check out my statue?
Be extremely cautious of fart knockers who refer to themselves as, "Michelangelo!"
(verb)To ruin the rest of your life via a stupid choice you made. Examples include procreating illegitimate children, landing yourself in jail, drinking and driving resulting in below the neck paralysis, becoming a vegetable from too much drugs, etc. If you end up dying shortly after the mistake, it doesn't count as being statued.
"Finally we run the trojan which causes you to smoke a joint and get 20 years to life. We see a brief image of you getting high on the convenience store's security camera. Your life is now as useful, and entertaining, as a statue."