statblock

When you can't think of a status to post on facebook.

Man, i haven't updated my status in weeks. I have statblock.

statblock by SomeRandomGuy37 March 3, 2011

Skateblock 

A person who gets in your way when your skateboarding.similar to cockblock but with skateboarding.

Damn it Tito stop skateblocking get out of my way

Skateblock by jonathan666 January 8, 2009

stallblocker 

An extremely selfish person who uses a public toilet so frequently, and for such extended periods of time, that others are denied legitimate and reasonable use of that public toilet.

Tim: Why did you leave the office unexpectedly this afternoon, Brian?
Brian: Because the Stallblocker blocked me so many times today, I had to go home to use the restroom.

stallblocker by Scurf331 October 21, 2014

starblocks 

yung joc's coffee shop

if you need the number 1-800-starblocks, coca latte damned to make ya heart stop

starblocks by doubleu May 20, 2007

skateblock 

A person who stops you from skating.get in your way when going to try something.

Damn it Tito stop skateblocking me get out of the way

skateblock by jonathan760 January 10, 2008

Stalkblocking 

Stalkblocking: to block an online social network stalker. The term created by BC is the latest Facebook trend.

It is a word best used to block the worst of the worst online, relentless stalkers that just can't take no for an answer.

Someone who is eventually "Stalkblocked" has a history of sending multiple messages, inappropriate posts to walls, message threads and continues despite numerous warnings.

Jane Doe is stalkblocking! Another one bites the dust! Delete and Block!

Stalkblocking by DaisyDawg February 18, 2010

Starblock 

stahr-blok
–verb
1. When one person in a group of four or more refuses to eat at an establishment because of the low Yelp rating, even if the rest of the group wants to eat there.

We were drunk and wanted burgers at Mel's Drive-In, but we were starblocked by Mari because of their two star Yelp rating. Some bullshit.

Starblock by ghostpigeon_lives January 13, 2011