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Stative Thermodynamics

A framework focusing on equilibrium states—systems at rest, where all gradients have dissipated and entropy is maximized for given constraints. Stative thermodynamics is the classical thermodynamics of textbooks: it describes gases in equilibrium, phase transitions, and reversible processes. It assumes time-translation symmetry holds, energy is conserved, and systems evolve toward maximum entropy. While static thermodynamics is powerful for describing closed systems at equilibrium, it fails to account for the dynamic flows that characterize most of the universe. Stative thermodynamics remains essential but is understood as a special case of more general frameworks that include expansion, contraction, and metabolism.
Example: "The gas in the sealed container reached equilibrium, and stative thermodynamics perfectly predicted its pressure and temperature. But the open system of the cell required something else entirely."
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Stativersation 

When someone has a conversation with someone else on your Facebook/Myspace status.
"Dude I have 12 notifications!! Oh nevermind some idiots were just having a stativersation."
Stativersation by BOnanners January 8, 2010

stactive 

When you're awake, up and dressed, ready to distribute some illicit substances to stack some paper.
Me: Yo, are you about fam?

You: Nah fam I'm still in bed i'll shout you when I'm stactive.
stactive by RickTheBrick June 9, 2018
Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.
I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.
staties by ike August 15, 2004
I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.
staties by hogman September 26, 2005
A Boston slang term for a State Trooper.
Some statie pulled me over last night... He was a wicked asshole.
Statie by JaJaJaJade June 30, 2006
Someone is both smart and creative
My brother is smart and my sister is creative, but I am smative.
smative by TheRichster_2208 March 22, 2017