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8.
the bastard child of math and psychology.
I hate statistics.
by bradley90 December 18, 2011
 
9.
(1)An offensively normal person.

(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.

(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
by Logical Dash June 07, 2006
 
10.
The math course that is essentially the lovechild mathematics and English... And sometimes psychology.
Student 1: "Dude! I get to take statistics this year!"

Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"

Student 1: "Because I love math!"

Student 2: "...That isn't math."
by PolarBearKorean July 29, 2011
 
11.
a dead man, someone who was murdered, often used in as a lame ass threat
"the act of making someone a statistic"
"You wannna be a statistic?"
by Les973 February 13, 2006
 
12.
5 out of 7 statistics are made up
Person A: Dude, you KNOW 6/10 girls want me
Person B: Your statistic is LIES!
by Makin'Bacon March 07, 2009
 
13.
A person with a disease
uhh... YOU!
by MagicDonJuan November 15, 2003