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the bastard child of math and psychology. I hate statistics.
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| 1. | statistics | ||
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statistics is a branch of science which deals with data collection,presentstion,analysis, and drawing conclusion for any problem under study. science without statistics bears no fruit
statistics without science has no root |
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The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made. Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.
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| 3. | statistics | ||
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The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work. 39% of all statistics are made up.
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| 4. | statistics | ||
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Bullshit alot of the time. Most of the time, statistics are bullshit.
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| 5. | statistics | ||
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also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.
so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life. look at all the happy people, want to know their secret? its statistics.
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| 6. | Statistics | ||
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An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games. Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info) Me: YOU STILL LOST months later.. Me: Stanford will clobber you same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win days later... Me: told you so same fan: well statistics show..... Me: jesus christ |
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| 7. | Statistics | ||
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The scientific way to say I am not sure Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.
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