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The math course that is essentially the lovechild mathematics and English... And sometimes psychology.

Student 1: "Dude! I get to take statistics this year!"

Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"

Student 1: "Because I love math!"

Student 2: "...That isn't math."

Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"

Student 1: "Because I love math!"

Student 2: "...That isn't math."

by PolarBearKorean
July 29, 2011

Top Definition

statistics is a branch of science which deals with data collection,presentstion,analysis, and drawing conclusion for any problem under study.

science without statistics bears no fruit

statistics without science has no root

statistics without science has no root

by farooqi
July 29, 2006

2

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

by AYB
July 29, 2003

3

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

by jt
July 14, 2003

5

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses

Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)

Me: YOU STILL LOST

months later..

Me: Stanford will clobber you

same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win

days later...

Me: told you so

same fan: well statistics show.....

Me: jesus christ

Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)

Me: YOU STILL LOST

months later..

Me: Stanford will clobber you

same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win

days later...

Me: told you so

same fan: well statistics show.....

Me: jesus christ

by 87fan
May 26, 2011

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also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.

look at all the happy people, want to know their secret? its statistics.

by vijekoon
October 13, 2005

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The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

by allegro_perth
April 23, 2011