The term "statis" has several meanings. All of them good, however. It is a term used to describe someone who is either wealthy, popular with women, famous, or anything else that is deemed "cool".
The word "statis" was created sometime in late 1999 or early 2000. The word was created by a man known as the "BSHT", or "Big Shot Hollywood Tycoon".
However, the reason this term still lives on to this day, is due to one man by the name of Michael J.K. He is often referred to as "The Korean Pop Sensation". He is the individual responsible for popularizing the term.
The term is very popular today. It is mostly used in Los Angeles, but it is used in other parts of the country as well. Apparently, the word is even being used by some people in Harvard University. The word has even reached Asia, and is a very popular term in Seoul, Korea. It has also reached countries such as Japan, China, Russia, India, Bangladesh, Germany, France, Lithuania, Brasil, Mexico, Argentina, and Canada.
The word shows no sign of slowing down, as it only continues to become even more and more popular today.
"You definately have your statis now."
"You have all the statis."
"I need to get my statis."
"That chick is trying too hard to get her statis."
A way of pluralizing "status," used primarily by douchebags.
"Dude, Fred's stati are always hilarious"
"Definitely, bro. Turn up the Jack Johnson."
The plural form for Facebook status updates.
'I think they're taking this bro-fight too far.'
'Agreed. I didn't realize their stati weren't joking until they got into a legit fight last night.'
Lots of different random statuses in social networking sites such as Facebook by friends who never make much sense but make you laugh anyway
Oh have you seen Bing's wall today? Loads of random Stati
The accepted plural form of the word status on Facebook.
A: What are you doing at that computer all this time?
B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook
Stati is a term used when talking about multiple Facebook statuses. aka the plural form of status. Replacing the word statuses with stati not only sounds better, but will make you sound like a more intellectual human being. This term was coined by Amanda Jaquin and is owned by Josette O'Mealia.
Josette and Amanda appreciate the musical expressiveness used in each others stati.
Your mom is so stupid that instead of sending a private message to the man she's having an affair with, she posted the messages in her stati for the whole world to see.
pl. of status. similar to fungi (pl. of fungus) and hippopotami (pl. of hippopotamus).
dude: fat kid & mo, what's your stati?
fat kid & mo: we doin' stuff.