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7. stati
The plural of status.
Hey Bill how many Stati can this Project have?
1. stati
A way of pluralizing "status," used primarily by douchebags.
"Dude, Fred's stati are always hilarious"
"Definitely, bro. Turn up the Jack Johnson."
2. Stati
The plural form for Facebook status updates.
'I think they're taking this bro-fight too far.'

'Agreed. I didn't realize their stati weren't joking until they got into a legit fight last night.'
3. Stati
Lots of different random statuses in social networking sites such as Facebook by friends who never make much sense but make you laugh anyway
Oh have you seen Bing's wall today? Loads of random Stati as usual!
4. stati
The accepted plural form of the word status on Facebook.
A: What are you doing at that computer all this time?
B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook
5. stati
-noun
pl. of status. similar to fungi (pl. of fungus) and hippopotami (pl. of hippopotamus).
dude: fat kid & mo, what's your stati?

fat kid & mo: we doin' stuff.
6. stati
-noun

Stati is a term used when talking about multiple Facebook statuses. aka the plural form of status. Replacing the word statuses with stati not only sounds better, but will make you sound like a more intellectual human being. This term was coined by Amanda Jaquin and is owned by Josette O'Mealia.
Josette and Amanda appreciate the musical expressiveness used in each others stati.

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Your mom is so stupid that instead of sending a private message to the man she's having an affair with, she posted the messages in her stati for the whole world to see.
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