Staten Island is the 5th borough also known as the"forgoten borough",with a population of 491,730, Staten Island is the least populated of the five boroughs.

Some things totally normal & common to Staten Island :

Underage Drinking.
Underage Sex.
Hooking up near the atrium.
Hooking up at McDonalds.
Grinding at rollerjam.
House Partys.
People who drive always getting cut off.
MILFS who look more like muskrats.
Women who can't drive there big escalades,jeeps,&trucks for shit.
Girls with orange skin.
Over 90% of girls wear Bombshell bra's.
"PINK"sweatpants & UGGS


SOME OF US,can have poofs,orange skin,"tawk lyke dwis new yawk".

AND SOME OF US can be totally chill & not do that.

2 girls who are from staten island (randomized)

Girl 1 :Hey gawl whassup???omgee did yu see dat gawls hair!!!

Girl 2:Hello,& yes i did.There's nothing wrong with it.

Girl 1:Uhm gawwl r u blind??i went up to dat b!tch andd tawd it mcdonalds french fries had less gwease den it!!Lyke i was juss bein honest im so real!!

Girl 2:I think her hair is fine,& to be honest your ugly.

*Girl 1 huffing,puffing bbming her friends what Girl 2 did*
by akastupid November 25, 2010
The armpit of New York City. Perpetually stuck 20-30 years behind the rest of NYC. Insane drivers, shitty public transportation (at least compared to the rest of the city).

Location of the world's biggest garbage dump. Full of pothead teenagers who somehow can't afford to pay off the tickets on the brand new car mommy and daddy bought 'em. People there tend to have an Italian grandparent who was born in the U.S. but act like everyone in their family's in the Sicilian mob. Has the world's worst drivers: everyone's a roid-raged Jersey Shore wannabe, hopped up on Oxy, or 90 years old.

Half a million people, but about 4 movie theaters and two bookstores.

Basically, take the worst parts of Brooklyn and Jersey and you've got Staten Island.
Maybe not EVERYONE from Staten Island, but face it, if you live there, you know people just like this.
by energo June 30, 2012
I am new to the borough.. So far it has been okay. Quiet around were I live. I guess considered the Northern Part. There are some things that remind me of the South Bronx my old home. But hey so far so good...
Staten Island Peaceful home.
Or the like the girl from models in the bronx spelled it State Island.
White people "acting black" interesting to watch.
Good looking people.
Nice houses.
And yeah the Mall is what catches my eye on the weekends.
by anonymous bronx female January 20, 2006
A borough of New York City. People that don't live here act as if a plethora of great activities is thrown in their fucking faces every weekend. Apparently being well-groomed (eyebrow waxing, etc.) is looked down upon by ignorant shitstains on society, and a "Staten Island accent" is inferior to any other accent, no matter how idiotic other accents may sound (such as a Southern accent, which is comparable to a deformed moose having sex with a frog). There is a large landfill that hasn't been in use since 2001, after the last of the September 11th debris was delivered. Yet, people that are oblivious of life in Staten Island continue to add definitions.
Two 70+ year old men having a conversation:

Man 1: "So where did you grow up?"

Man 2: "I grew up in Staten Island, New York."

Man 1: "Oh, I've heard that's not such a great place.Your life must have sucked pretty bad then, huh?"

Man 2: "Actually not in the slightest, I'm still happily married to my wife of 40 years, I have 3 children that all went through college with full scholarships and now they have their own families. How about you, where did you grow up?"

Man 1: "Oh I grew up in Arkansas."

Man 2: "Oh that sounds nice, how's your life been so far?"

Man 1: "...I got charged with 25 to life for murdering a prostitute after I robbed a bank, killed 3 police officers and highjacked a truck full of explosives...Luckily I fled the country though!"

Man 2: "Yeah! You define the word lowlife!"
by elfsquirrel March 19, 2009
me, personally from staten island, can say that you guys over exagerrate on the whole staten island stereotype. this whole island isnt filled with assholes, and i bet you you haven't even been to staten island before, so just stop talking bull shit. yeah i live in south shore, and so what? i'm italian, i'm not orange, i dont have tips, i dont walk around like a skank. yeah i have a north face and have coach and chanel bags, what about it? we wax our eyebrows, i would hope you do too. girls wear tight pants, no shit, do you want us to look like guys? you might think we're spoiled but if you look around im sure there much more spoiled kids where you live. we have an accent, and im pretty sure you have one from where you live too. so stop stereotyping and dont open your mouth if you dont know what your talking about. kay thanks.
Girl 1= you from staten island?
Girl 2= yeah.. why?
Girl 1= you talk & look like one.
Girl 2= good, i'm glad... you look like your from a shithole.
by courtney and jessica January 25, 2008
i live in the south shore and im not a guido, im 100% italian, i live in a shitty 2 bedroom house with a small car, im not an ignorent asshole like how everyone thinks a southshore staten islander is. oh and its not just all italians in the south shore, theres alot of hispanic,irish, and more races.
guido, south shore,staten island
by nick31133313 November 02, 2010
AKA Garbage Dump.

Staten Island is a large garbage dump located South of Manhattan. All of the trash from Manhattan, Brooklyn, The Bronx, Queens, and some parts of New Jersey is transported there via the Staten Island Ferry, and dumped in a large pile in the center of the Island. This garbage then proceeds to rot, and can be smelled from the surrounding land masses.

The tribe of people that live there, known as Guidos, burrow into the piles of the garbage to form dwellings.
Martin: "What be that smell?"
Franklin: "Staten Island"
Martin: "Ew"
by Barry White Jackson Friend March 19, 2008

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