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Dirty ass borough of new york, no trains go to it, you can take ferries with drunk ass captains though. People smoke a ton of weed there but staten island weed is light green and has almost no smell coz its crap. Italians move there and wish they didnt, italian kids try to act black while, and only have one activity outside of smoking weed which is hanging out at the mall
Yo holla paisan! Lets go chill at the mall, then smoke some "weed" after that we can go on the ferry, then go home and eat some lasagna and ravioli
by sunny April 24, 2004
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i live in the south shore and im not a guido, im 100% italian, i live in a shitty 2 bedroom house with a small car, im not an ignorent asshole like how everyone thinks a southshore staten islander is. oh and its not just all italians in the south shore, theres alot of hispanic,irish, and more races.
guido, south shore,staten island
by nick31133313 November 02, 2010
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1.A dump in nyc made up of ghetto neigborhoods and crapy beaches.
2. A place were people towk like this
3. A place with few nice neigborhoods like Middlin Beach
My cuzin celine lives in staten island. don't worry, nobody will get her because she lives in middlin beach
by Nick Staner January 05, 2006
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where all the guys think they are italian and really they aren't...... quido guys.... girls are stuck up.....boys are punks..... everyone is a partier....
that kid who just came to ur school in jersey from staten island, he is so wanna be quido
by the bittch from jerseyy September 11, 2007
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fake ass "borough" of nyc. the only "borough" without subways. kids from there think the north shore is the worst ghetto out there...even though there's like 2 project buildings on the whole island...there's barely any tough areas in staten island except for maybe parts of stapleton and st. george...which wouldn't equal a fraction of whats bad in jersey. pretty-boy greaseballs try to act black and drive daddy's mercedes around and they're all apparently from the mafia...go figure. they talk shit bout jersey when they finally move there cuz they think its one big farm..and thats only cuz they stay in the mansion they moved into in marlboro or colts neck or one of those towns..yet catch em in a bad area of jersey and they get sent back over the outer bridge in a body bag
Staten island guido: yo bro, you from jersey bro, you got tractors where you live bro?
me: yea we got tractors...but i guess you're just mad cuz you're "boro" has no trains and will always be known as brooklyn's little bitch brother
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a borough in new york that people hate on 24\7. thats enough for all this hating on staten island. 75% of u that hate on staten island have never been there. and not everyone is a guido with spikey hair. im albanian and im from the projects in south beach. now for all the people that see this and start hating; stop talkin bout guidos and go to the project in staten, then u will never hate again on staten.
S.Ier#1 : damn yo i hate when people hate on staten island

S.I.er#2 word son, they neva even been to our projectz
by mizzy dizzy November 14, 2009
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The saddest place in america. consits of white trash/ghetto niggahs/stuck up white kids/and mafiosos

If you live under the expressway your considered "poor" because its *gasp* the ..north...shore. OMG NOT THE NORTH SHORE!

oh and if you live on the south shore, your considered poor if you dont drive a white mercedes/lexus/bmw etc. you HAVE to try to act like the gottis and you need to be orange 24/7. they even opened a tanning salon at the mall!

i hate it here, i wish this island would sink its useless and the whole city of new york is ashamed that it belongs to it as one of it's boroughs. :
staten island

avaerage south shore gotti wannabes:

Gotti wannabe 1: Yooo did your dad get his mercedes with his tax evasion money yet?

Gotti wannabe 2: naaa bro he got a white acura

Gotti wannabe 1: Ew your poor.
by fcalz July 10, 2008
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