stateline soccer club 

the actual best soccer club in the history of soccer clubs, the best coach is collen mcgourley. We have a lot of fun and make jokes with glagos. If you want to join a soccer club make it stateline 🏆⚽️

stateline soccer club just won ...AGAIN!

stateline soccer club by rat rat November 16, 2019

Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182

Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.

Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017

statline

Your statline is how many alcoholic beverages you've consumed followed by how many times you've smoked marijuana, in a specified time period (typically one day). Always stated in a "_-_" format when written via text message, and when spoken verbally sports slang is used (I.e. 3 beer and 2 joints is known as 3-2, or trip-dub). Also known simply as "stats".

Via text:

Guy 1: _-_ ?

Guy 2: 4-2

Guy 1: Whoa dude, you must be really high

Guy 2: Yeah..

In person:

Guy 1: *Guy 2 arrives late to party* Yo man! What's your statline!?

Guy 2: I've already put up a triple-double!

Guy 1: Haha man I'm seven-nothing, you got any dope?

statline by FWSScontact January 5, 2013

Statesider 

Somebody from the United States. Derived from the term 'stateside' which means 'in the US'.

In Caracas we met up with a couple of Statesiders.

Statesider by zloiq July 20, 2011

stateside

In the United States. If used by an American, the term generally sounds affected, designed to imply that the speaker/writer is a world traveler or an expatriate.

"It feels so weird being stateside again", sighed the student returning from her junior year abroad.

stateside by jaqua May 6, 2006

Sattelite 

Someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. Normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she's just a fake. Once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.

Dude 1: Man, Carla sure is hot.

Dude 2: Nah man, can't you tell? She's not even a real person, she's just Jenny's sattelite.

Sattelite by Fat Tony Giovanni March 17, 2007

skatelife 

General lifestyle of a committed skateboarder. Can include hoodrat, immature, and carefree antics whilst being under the influence. Or just a phrase representing the pure passion for skateboarding and is only used legitimately rather than posers or band wagoners.

"Dude it took us 2 hours to skate to this spot, skatelife!"

"Just uploaded a photo of our skate crew in Instagram, definitely hashtagged SKATELIFE"

skatelife by Turntfizzle October 26, 2013