statusizing

Incessant facebook status updating daily, or in extreme cases hourly. Those who statusize use facebook as his or her own personal diary, documenting every waking thought down to the most mundane detail. The invention of Twitter was the single greatest moment in a statusizer's life.

My iphone just died. I guess I'm done statusizing for the day.... Uggghhh!"

statusizing by JMoneyThaIllest June 17, 2011

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santasizing

Sexual fantasies about Santa Claus

When I hear jingle bells, i start santasizing about Santa's North "Pole".

santasizing by Shady McJew September 15, 2016

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statusizing • santasizing • Stamanizing • Staticizing

Stamanizing

When in the process of regaining energy to accomplish goals.

Man 1: Ey Joe I'm walking hea
Man 2: Look like the wife forgot to stamanize
Man 1: I'm stamanizing right now

Stamanizing by Real_Vito_Scaletta June 29, 2021

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Staticizing

Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.

Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.

Staticizing by staticballs April 9, 2022

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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