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Satantello

The fifth Ninja turtle, Satantello is the female cousin of Donatello that wields a giant salt shaker in place of the bō staff. Satantello can be identified by her obnoxiously loud snoring, and obscene scent of sewer slush and feet. This creature enjoys sleeping all day rather than fulfilling their obligations, and going on shopping sprees to buy surpluses of salt, hair oil, and candy, and being a generally unpleasant passive aggressive turtle.
Bystander: Satantello, why are you still sleeping?! Don't you have to go to class today?

Satantello: If I had a pocket full of fucks, I wouldn't give one.

Bystander: Well, Satantello, would you at least mind taking a shower? Your scent is rather unsettling.

Satantello: Fuck nah

Bystander: Well, okai then, I guess.
Satantello by bull$hitter December 5, 2011

Statastic 

A statistically significantly statistic.
That was statastic!

swatantri 

the sweetest person I will ever know. she's constant, creative, intelligent, eager, compassionate, and splendorious. She's so understanding and open to talking about anything. She's not perfect, but even her flaws are loveable.
swatantri will be in my heart forever.
swatantri by anonymous November 24, 2021

swatantri 

the sweetest person I will ever know. she's constant, creative, intelligent, eager, compassionate, and splendorious. She's so understanding and open to talking about anything. She's not perfect, but even her flaws are loveable.
swatantri will be in my heart forever.
swatantri by anonymous November 24, 2021

Swatantra 

I'm from the USA so i'm a Swatantra
Swatantra by Swazzy124 June 16, 2019

statastics

Noun. Shortcut for fantastic statistics.
Joe is busy doing statastics
statastics by Junior Scientist April 30, 2010