Statbitch 

A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.

Lines can include,

“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”

This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”

Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”

Statbitch by PapaLycan February 22, 2020

Starbitch 

n.: Someone who is addicted to, or can't get enough Starbucks Coffee.

"Braeden is such a starbitch, he gets a caramel machiato everyday."

Starbitch by Zach Sullens September 25, 2007

Starbitchery 

The lacklustre, unhappy, or otherwise incompetent customer service sometimes experienced at Starbucks. This includes baristas losing one's order, being visibly annoyed by requests like 'no foam' or 'extra hot', and audible griping between employees behind the counter.

"That barista just told me, "We can't make your drink right now. The machine is spilling water everywhere", and stared blankly like she had no next course of action. What starbitchery."

"The service here is so slow. Where are their staff? This is starbitchery."

"Let's not go to the Starbucks at 78th and Lex. It's just rampant starbitchery."

Barista: "I can't steam soy without foam."

Starbitchery by adayatthecircus July 10, 2012

StarBitch 

A girl or boy (stereotypically the white race) who is obsessed with Starbucks, like that "Heres. The Motherfucking. Tea" girl, who pretty much started this trend of StarBitches

Wow, I've been watching alot of tik toks lately, and most tik tok stars are starbitches.

StarBitch by Tetsuya Shikourui June 11, 2019

wannabe starbitch

someone who wants to be famous/popular and thinks that he/she is good at anything

She says she's good at singing. But I know she's not. She is one of those wannabe starbitches that she thinks she can be better than anyone else

wannabe starbitch by jkoss2654 October 22, 2025