Mistar Stassi 

The "JeffK" pronunciation of the name "Mister Stasis". See "JeffK" and "1337".

hX.Stasis is a person who is believed to be a 1337 haxx0r by many, including himself at times. See "hX".

"Mistar Stassi si teh 1337!!!111"

"WOWES Mistar Stassi sure knoes his haxx0ring OMG ROFLAAMO]"

"Teh X BOXE si a hueg boxe!!11 Rihgt Mistar Stassi?//1??/"
"SILENCE! You may now speak."
"Tahnk yuo taht will be all."

Mistar Stassi by Stasis AMK3 August 12, 2003

Car Stasis 

Car stasis is the state of immobility one experiences while sitting in the car, ten feet from the front door, after a long day. Variations include tub stasis, bed stasis and floor stasis.

Callie sure had a long day at work. She wanted to hang out with the cat but couldn't get out of the car. It was a severe case if car stasis.

Car Stasis by The Cash Money Taco April 15, 2013

Stashing 

Stashing is when you're in a relationship with someone and you refuse to introduce them to your friends and family; mostly because you view the person as temporary, replaceable, and/or you're an asshole.

Friend: "Hey have you met John's parents yet? You've been together for months"

Stashee (or person being stashed): "No, I think he's stashing me. We don't have any pictures together either."

Stashing by 🤷 August 23, 2017

Stasia 

The one and only greatest girlfriend in the world. Stasia is a person who is always there for anyone that's in need of anything. Stasia is by far beyond perfection and her big heart is only parralled by her gorgeous dimpled smile and her stunning beauty.

"My girlfriend is honestly the best, man."
"Yea, she's a total Stasia for sure!"

Stasia by Antzz31 December 30, 2012

Sassive-Aggressive

To be passive-aggressive in a sassy tone of voice. The passive-aggressive comes from the words you use, while the sass comes from the vocal inflections you use when talking. It is more effective than just being sassy or passive-aggressive because you can use both at once for a double-whammy of insults.

*Two girls talking*
Girl 1: Do you like my new shirt? I picked it up at target.

Girl 2(sassily): Oh, I love how you just wear anything!

Girl 1: Damn bitch, that was really sassive-aggressive!

Sassive-Aggressive by connorgrs April 9, 2015

Swassicle 

swass-ic-le
noun \swassˈī-kəl\

A hanging piece of ice formed when ass sweat drips down from something.
(such as a your ass)

"I've been walking for so long in the cold that my butt has swassicles"

Swassicle by Sundog_ November 16, 2013

Stasia 

A beautiful and amazingly complex soul. She fills the room with an aura seen by almost anyone in a room. She never truly stops trying but might let you think she is. She’s loyal to a fault but also is human like the rest of us.

You’d be incredibly lucky to end up with a Stasia.

Stasia by Yourperson February 26, 2019