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995. dirka dirka
The man with the turban that works at the gas station.
Everytime I pay $3.05 cents for a gallon of gas I feel like telling the dirka dirka behind the counter to go ^%&^ himself.
996. myspace whore
guys or girls that add as many good looking of the opposite sex and then flirt via comment box, messages, picture comments to the point where they start talking via aim/msn/yahoo and then progress to txting/calling that person to where they finally meet up and mess around even though they just met each other, and then only talk to that person here and there to keep them interested.
omg i can't believe we did that stuff last night! i wasn't planning on it since we just met and all! hope you're not like that with all the other girls!!

(days later) re:
haha, i didn't plan on it either

re:
kay good! so when are you going to come over again or are you just a myspace whore??

(week later)re:
hmmm i duno! i've got alot of stuff going on this week...

(never hears from again)
997. Diablo 2
Extremely addictive game... awesome for a while... but when you start playin every available minute you have... you got a problem. Just got to keep it monitored and play when you can't do anything else...

Best game I have ever played, and the game I have played the longest, just make sure it doesn't rule your life...

I'm probably "addicted" because I won't quit... but I still have a life and only play a few hours a day, and never put it before anything else.

If you are a risk-taker, I'd say play this awesome game and hope it doesn't ruin your life... lol Give it a chance and to save yourself a lot of trouble if u play, stay 100% legit, no maphack, scams, bots, etc It ruins the D2 experience and only leads to bad things...

I have known many people that had their lives ruined by this game. Never get anything done, drop out of school, lose their job, etc... MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FALL IN THE TRAP!! I have literally seen people cry when they get scammed really bad, one last thing... DON'T TRUST A SOUL ON DIABLO 2, 99.99999999999999999% of them will try to get you at some point... I do not know of a single person besides myself that has never scammed another person, most "friends" really aren't...
EVERYTHING IN MODERATION!!
Proceed with Caution...

Diablo 2 is a dangerous game!
998. Metal
Metal, Adj.:
1. Music normally played at a loud volume, with fast tempos, extrodinary guitar, solid bass, and a strong drum beat (drumming is normally played with double bass drums). Metalheads normally start out listening to Iron Maiden, Metallica, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, etc. But from the point where one starts listening to "heavy" music, one's insatiable thrist for metal cannot be quenched. So, much like a drug, listeners get adicted, and they look for heavier and faster bands, such as: Death, Venom, Slayer, Sodom, Motorhead, and Pantera. Most don't dare go beyond this group of bands, for fear of geting their fucking heads blown off. But, some do still persue yet heaver bands such as: Napalm Death, Kreator, Pig Destro...
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999. sacrifice
The sacrifice is a method of revenge and should only be used when all people involved in seeking revenge agree the victim should be sacrificed. When a guy or girl does something to make you mad, then you can sacrifice them. Essentially, you talk the guy or girl into hooking up in their parent's room while their parents are out to a movie or dinner. Then once you're in the parent's bedroom, you handcuff the guy or girl to the bed and start turning then on. The person seeking revenge should keep going down on the guy or girl until they're just about to cum and then get up and walk away, leaving the person hand cuffed to their parent's bed naked and unable to hide. If the victim is a guy, he'll have a mean case of blue balls, and if it's a girl, her parents will have a lovely view of her all wet and wild on their bed. In either case, the person will be unable to finish the job you started on their own while handcuffed, and unable to hide before their parents return home eager to go to bed. Leave the key somewhere out of reach of the person so that their parent's can uncuff them later.
to clarify, here is a detailed example... This guy, let's call him Joe, cheated on my best friend. So, to get back at him I started hitting on him all the time and he eventually invited me over to fool around while his parents were out. I brought hand cuffs and talked him into letting me cuff him to his parent's bed, I convinced him that I'm into hand cuffs and stuff like that. Then I started giving him head and when I could tell he was getting close, I stopped and got up. I told him that I thought he was an ass hole for hurting my friend and waived the key to the cuffs infront of his face and placed it on the coffee table acrossed the room and left the door wide open on my way out of the house. he told his friends the next day that his dad flipped out when his mom and him walked on their son hand cuffed and naked to their bed with a huge boner.

this is called "the sacrifice" because it's similiar to when a tribe ties an animal or person to a pole as a sacrfice to some wild animal or god that will come and eat him later.
1000. Hotbox
HOtbox is an action of circle jerking in a sauna.You must shit into the hot coals to make a sort of shit soup.then you start jerkin off and the last one to jizz has to eat the shitty soup while everyone else laughs at them.
Bob:haha you hav to eat my shit soup

Billy:i LOVE to hotbox i get to touch guys cocks and eat shit, oh what fun

Bob:i will never hotbox with you again
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