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startisans 

A start-up business entrepreneur whose products are only of the finest artisan craftsmanship
This is great artisan produce-made by those startisans from Shepherds Markets!
startisans by lion83 July 29, 2014
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Stareitis 

a dreadful condition in which a college student, upon learning of the impending due date of a project, proceeds to stare at said project for an indefinite period of time.
I wasn't able to complete my project because of my stareitis.
Stareitis by death-havoc December 9, 2012

Startitis 

Startitis: noun - Repeatedly starting new projects while still having multiple uncompleted projects.
Melanie is plagued by startitis. She frequently starts knitting something new rather than finish her other incomplete projects.
Startitis by Fiber Fanatic January 8, 2015

Startism 

A neurosis suffered by backers and subscribers of the 'game' Star Citizen.

Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless
treated with a heathy dose of "outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment.
All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics,
Rocket and missile science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance,
Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all

posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage.
On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to Hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
Go and touch some grass you Startist
The startism is strong with this one
Take a joke
See you in the verse you Startards o7

Startism 

Startism / Startardation.
A neurosis suffered by backers and subscribers of the 'game' Star Citizen.

Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless
treated with a heathy dose of "outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment.
All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics,
Rocket and missile science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance,
Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all

posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage.
On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
A backer of the video game Start Citizen
Startism defined as one suffering from Startardation
Go and touch some grass you Startard
The Startism is strong with this one.
Take a joke.
See you in the verse you Startards o7.
People who love starman and have autism
I have startism
Startism by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025