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Starfleet Commander 

A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.

This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.
"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.

Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"
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Stargleek 

Stargleek: (n) A person who is now in love with StarkidPotter Productions and Glee because Darren Criss is in them.
Also: a Starkid-turned-Gleek when Darren got the role of Blaine.
Sally Salad always liked Glee, but she watched it religiously now that Darren Criss (who played Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical) might be on, making her a Stargleek.

Sally Salad's mum liked Glee, and now was watching A Very Potter Musical to see more of the actor who played Blaine, making her a Stargleek, as well.
Stargleek by Harry Freaking Potter November 30, 2010

scarlet starlet 

A stunningly beautiful and promiscuous woman.
"I'm your little scarlet, starlet singing in the garden / Kiss me on my open mouth / Ready for you" --Lana Del Rey
"Scarlet Starlet and she's in my bed" -Red Hot Chili Peppers
scarlet starlet by LRivs October 15, 2013
Starlee's are an extremely rare species of homosapien, though it is highly disputed among experts that this stunning and unique being is not even from this world. This beautiful creature often worries more than they ought to but despite the fact is often optimistic, trusting that the Universe will see them through. Equipped with a dazzling grin often accompanied by smiling eyes, this being works hard and has admirable ethics and character. Very creative and spectacular in the artistic fields. Loyal to a fault, this creature is loved on some scale by every person they meet, as it is impossible to put "hate" and "Starlee" in the same sentence. Starlee's are capable of great things, they need only trust in themselves and listen to the whispers of their compassionate & loving hearts.
Person #1 : "In today's day and age it's so hard to find a respectable role model."

Person # 2 : "Really? What about a Starlee?"

Person # 1 : "That's right! They are so rare I had almost forgotten!"
Starlee by Ruka-Sempai June 30, 2010
1) A small star.

2) A young aspiring moive star.
The astronomer saw a starlet that no others could see without a telescope.

Many celebrities are refered to as "starlets."
starlet by Star February 19, 2005

Starletnova 

Starletnova is a german streamer which mainly streams the categories "Just Chatting" and "League Of Legends". She also says that her stream is suitable for Simps. She has already collected over 15K Follower on Twitch and is very pretty.
"My favourite Streamer is Starletnova"
"Same!"
Starletnova by AbonniertKlengan October 9, 2020

Starbeetus 

A nick-name for Starbucks based on how much beetus their company creates with their products. A cup o' beetus could be any sugar packed drink they are selling.
Barista: "What can I get started for ya!?"

Fatass: "Yes, um, could I have a trenta, whole milk, caramel frap, with extra caramel and whip."

FPH Member: "Looks like ol' hammy is gettin herself a big cup of the beetus. Fucking Starbeetus... killing out humanity..."
Starbeetus by ak2215 June 3, 2018