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Starset is a band that makes you feel like you're on drugs when you listen to them
Blake: hey Alex have you heard of starset?
Alex: *not answering because she is listening to starset on full blast omg this band is great*
Starset by Machine made human October 30, 2019

The Stares 

When one becomes vacant during an activity and appears to be staring off into space

The stares occur due to a lack of interest in the local environment, activity or people due to too much self interest and the attention span of a stoned butterfly that flunked out of butterfly primary school in the 3rd grade for licking bus windows instead of innuendo laden flower parts.
NotaBogan: ...It means a lot to me; I cant even begin to tell you how much of a difference this could make ...are you even listening?

ABogan4sure: Umm, what?, sorry Bogan I must have had the stares

NotaBogan: Well thank you for making me feel less than random yet again

ABogan4sure: Oh harden the fuck up and stop being a bogan

NotaBogan: I am so sorry that you have done something to hurt me again and blamed me for it. How could I be so thoughtless as to have feelings.

ABogan4sure: I dont have the energy for this any more

NotaBogan: You are truly the most Awesome friend

The example above may appear a tad random and ‘NotaBogan’ may also appear to be over-reacting somewhat; however, repeated episodes of the stares do tend to add up and become rather annoying (refer: Tracey Smiff)

Wednesday 05/11/2008
The Stares by Luke Warm December 22, 2008
"Do you have any water? I'm so starsty!"
starsty by Andrew Double U. July 27, 2008

starstruck

When you meet someone you are very fond of, like a celebrity, movie star, etc. and you get completely overwhelmed, paralyzed and/or speechless by the experience.
I've just bumped into Scarlett Johansson tits at Starbucks. I'm still starstruck!

I got really starstruck when I saw George Michael on that public toilet.

Mr George Lucas made a surprise appereance at the Star Wars Convention last night. We all screamed. Everybody was soooo starstruck!
starstruck by Ricobar_ June 16, 2009

statesticles 

Statistics relating to the testicles or the male genitalia area in general. Also a fun word to say around your friends.
We need to find more statesticles before we can diagnose his genitalia problem.

Stareitis 

a dreadful condition in which a college student, upon learning of the impending due date of a project, proceeds to stare at said project for an indefinite period of time.
I wasn't able to complete my project because of my stareitis.
Stareitis by death-havoc December 9, 2012