(Verb- human form of scarecrow) To scarehoe, scarehoed
The art of tagging your significant other in your best pics together in order to saturate his page with pictures of YOU. The goal is to ignite inferiority and insecurity within the hoes lurking in his friends list. Stick it out, hit that angle, and snap a pout ladies. Scarehoe your way to fidelity. They don't want none
"Are you sure about this guy? He has a gaggle of skank followers as long as Santa's naughty list."
"Oh Cheryl, it will be fine. Girl..you already know I'm finna scarehoe his page. Just as soon as he follows me back."
"Who does this hoe think she is? I scarehoed his page weeks ago with our beach pictures. My pilates had me ranking a hunnid on a 10 scale. She still gonna be trying to slide in his DM?TF"
A man who stares at a woman in a way that makes her feel uncomfortable or creeped out.
Said man believes himself to be Joey Tribbiani giving her "The Look," but somehow he never gets around to actually stepping up and asking her, "How you doin'?"
Such a stare is not entirely vacant, but it is completely devoid of self-awareness and it gives goodmen everywhere a bad name just for looking.
"Dude, if you wanna' check out chicks, you can feast your eyes, but don't be a fucking starehole about it. Either talk to her or move the fuck on with your life.”