What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:
1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole
2. PLACE an ice pack on said area
3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing
4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.
5. KILL time by having a wank
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful split to create a pleasure/pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)
The original Starbursts flavors are strawberry(the precious), cherry, orange, and lemon.
The California flavors are red-cherry, strawberry-watermelon, raspberry, and plum.
There are also sour versions of cherry, green-apple, blue-raspberry, and watermelon. Eating the sours will result in "that face".
The Tropical flavors are tropical punch, strawberry-banana, kiwi-banana, and mango-melon.
"You talkin about that starburst?"
"That girl has a starburst."
"Straight up juicy contradiction."
"Yes sir, girl got a whooty"