Customer: "I'll have a grande caramel latte with ice and an expresso shot please."
Barista: "Would you like whipped cream or caramel sauce on that?"
Customer: "No thanks, but I'll also get one of your venti Mocha frappachino iced coffees!"
Me: HECK YES ME TOO!
*both drink coffee*
Often, some people may also refer to it as "Fourbucks" coffee. Obviously because of the cost of the coffe.
2. I went to Starbucks and fuck did I ger ripped off, better going to Country Style.
In order to be classified as a Starbucks, you must have French words on your menu, along with a description. Your coffee must cost $5.00 and you must be located on every street or a city. You must also play jazz music and be able to sell overpriced CDs. Your customers must also be dumb enough to not know the difference between Dunkin' Donuts, or Starbucks.
Me (with as much contempt as one can muster, which I imagine would be a lot in the presence of Paris Hilton): Not Starbucks