A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.
I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!
a really good coffee shop where they starve all the kids in africa to make them work under-paid every day
but we love it to the core anyway!
"lets go to starbucks and order a tall, skinny, hazelnut caffe latte with no added sugar, and expresso shot and no cream. because its blates the best drink that they do!"
The end of the world
There was a Starbucks....across the street from a starbucks!
Overpriced corporate coffee-house and symbol of American cultural imperialism. Attracts trend whores
by falsifying an artsy and intellectual atmosphere of social responsibility. Bane of entrepreneurs worldwide.
Trendy bitch: Hey, wanna go grab some Starbucks?
Informed friend: Fuck that shit! I'm buying local.
If you want to work at Starbucks there are some requirements. You have to be eccentric, listen to death metal, write poetry, and to smoke clove cigarettes (because you're a rebel).
If you want to play chess there...You have no life.
If you want to read at there...Dont.
If you want to write your shit novel... Do it at home.
This store is for coffee. and ice cream. and coffee/icecream/soy/chai milkshakes.
My advice...go to Dunkin Donuts.
"Hi my name is Jim and I would like to work here at Starbucks."
"Okay...whens the last time you cried to yourself in the dark."
"Sorry, youre not right for the job."
A chain of coffee houses frequented by many suburban teens.
Michelle: Oh, man! Starbucks is soooooo cool!
Stephanie: Yeah, they rock!
Michelle: Since when do YOU go to Starbucks? That's MY place!
Stephanie: What do you mean? I've always gone to Starbucks!
Diggity Monkeez: Hey, ladies. I don't drink coffee.
Michelle: Get out of here, juvenile.
An employment haven for college dropouts, musicians, poets, and sundry artsy types, still living at home whilst pressing into their 30's, desperate for health insurance until they can make a living following the muse.
my high school drop out brother just got a job at McDonalds.
Oh yeah! Well, my college drop out sister just got a job at Starbucks. That is; until she makes it as a stage actress.