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When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.
Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010
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I believe you have my stapler
Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.
Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog
Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog
I believe you have my stapler by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004
I believe you have my stapler
The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.
I believe you have my stapler by Yeggi June 1, 2006
Stapler
A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher
Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.
Stapler by HalloweenShadow September 23, 2005