Stapleford 

Everyone with this last name is kind, compassionate, romantic, and extremely sexy. The men are so well hung, their wives have to have specially made pants and shoes to compensate for the severe bowleggedness that results from having sex with them. The name itself derives from a huge phalic pole covered with Celtic runes used in ancient times to cross the "Erewash" (ford) or (river) that runs through the town in Nottinghamshire England of the same name, Stapleford, England.

He must be a Stapleford, check out his girlfriend she walks like a cowboy.

Stapleford by Raven14 February 11, 2010

Staplerred 

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.

dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!

Staplerred by Chad Zappa December 5, 2013

stapleler

The person who staples, mostly in a workplace.

Oh, I'm a stapleler.

stapleler by guydudeman12 February 28, 2011

staplehead 

staplehead (noun): someone like Freya - Foolish or a stupid person. Doesen't know what's going on around them

example: Freya is a such a silly staplehead

staplehead by pywowo October 13, 2019

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford 

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021