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1.
Right as you are about to cum while recieving a blowjob, pull the womans face away and poke her in the eyes and cum on her face at the same time.
Dude, last night this chick was giving me really good head but i just had to staple gun her, it was so fucking funny!!
by Ryan and Bryan, the artists... January 06, 2006
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2.
The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.

Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.
Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!
by TheEyes629 October 16, 2010
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3.
Some stupid retard that 'goes' to barnwell school (i use 'goes' in the loosest way possible because he never really comes to school) he is completely retarded and he only comes to school so he wont get raped by his mum and brothers, he gots bullied all the time suggesting to us that he would rather be at home (apart from the raping...well actually we arnt sure) but we continue because i am sure i would have more money if my parents did not have to pay for this retard.
MARK STAPLETON\staplegun\stplehead\retard\ fag\shit head\homo\poor boy\go home\ why are you wasting my parents money\ leave now or i will beat you up.
by Who else? January 23, 2004
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4.
i shot my cat with one of these before...then i shot my rooster and it went BUCC-BUCCC-BUCCAC!!!!! really really loud
EDDIE DESERVES TO BE SHOT NEXT...it shall go through his hand ... see EDDIE
by eddie_wants_it_up_his_anus March 07, 2005
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