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Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.
There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!
by JimJaydansy November 14, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Be sure to take care of the bill or the staphinfection will get you.
by doveshack August 01, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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