When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.
No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.
by Ryan October 29, 2004
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verb; when your partner sucks on the pubes or "carpet" of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area
Guy 1: Dude how was your date with Kristy last night?

Guy 2: Dude it was so nasty! I gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!

Guy 1; Nasty!
by grimmith September 28, 2009
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when a woman puts saran wrap over her face then her partner takes a shit on her face so she can feel the hot steam.
I laid this bitch down on the ground and put saran wrap on her face, then i gave her a stanley steamer
by bigg k- dogg December 4, 2003
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When a friend intentually takes a smelly dump in your house, aparment or RV. Its only considered a stanly steamer if it smells to high heaven.
I just took a stanley steamer and it stinks.
by zacherzach January 2, 2007
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A shit so magnificent that when let loose it undoubtedly clogs the toilet. Not only does the rank of this shit flow out of the batheroom and into other rooms...but in nearly every case in releasing this magnificent shit it leads to having to call the carpet company Stanley Steamer to have them remove the shit stains on the carpets caused by the original outstanding dump that not only clogged the toilet but got on the carpet.
"You bastard you let loose a Stanley Steamer again..Call them up..speed dial number 4 ass hole"
by Jack P Davis April 8, 2008
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a machine that people rent after parties to get all stains out of carpets
how much is it to rent a stanley steamer, there's ash butts all over. Why didnt ppl use the ashtray?
by Dasec I mown April 11, 2006
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When a guy named Stanley takes a big shit in the middle of your living room rug.
Oh,Oh...dammit Stanley you're never drinking here again!!

That is just uncalled for.
by Elvis May 9, 2004
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