stankhound 

A man who is attracted to very slutty women.
These women are so slutty, they stank.
When they see these women, they are instantly attracted to them because they think they will get laid easily.
A man will search the entire bar for them like a bloodhound traces an escaped prisoner.

Good Ole Matt was out last night running around the bar like a stankhound!

stankhound by riverboat27 September 20, 2009

scanhandle

to systematically feel up a passenger in an airport, while pretending not to be a pervert.

Latisha, the T.S.A. agent, couldn't wait to get to work so she could "scanhandle" some fat women's breasts.

scanhandle by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Stickhands 

Commonly used by Tony to clarify poor or unathletic hands.

Stickhands! You can't catch.

Stickhands by BRose64 July 23, 2006

shankland 

'shanking the land' is a common activity in which the ultimate dons of the uk join together to collectively 'shank' (verb to stab) the land.
'shankland' is the name given to these dons once they have completed there 7th official landshank.

dunknow the shankland

shankland by dondondondondon July 4, 2010

Stabhand 

A drinking game incorporating the elements of a table knife games. Each person does one stab between each fingers, one row per turn (One row = between all 5 fingers). Next round is One row and back. And then it continues back on forth, increasing the times you go back over with the knife by one row each turn. Every time you hit your finger, you have to take a shot of hard liquor (nothing under 25% Alc./vol.), then next turn you re-try the same amount of rows.

-First to 10, 20, 30 or however many rows you want to set for a goal wins.

-Not a game for pussies or anyone afraid of being cut. -Reasonable strength and speed must be kept, regardless of intoxication.
-Stitches or medical attention must wait until game completion.
-Any reasonable knife works. 5-8 inches works best. I find steak knifes are the best. (Not too sharp or dull.)

My hand is so fucked up from playing Stabhand last night.

Stabhand by Nihilist_Justin November 18, 2009

stakhanovite 

someone who works above and beyond and is therefore better than everyone else.

“omg you produced more steel than your quota this month, you stakhanovite!”
“thanks, i’m getting a holiday to moscow as a reward!”

stakhanovite by orladeeznuts April 26, 2022

spackhanded

A merge of spack and cack handed

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"

spackhanded by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005