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Every girl's favorite accessory - a gay male friend she can call up to do lunch or go shopping when her girlfriends cancel.

Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch.
Can't make lunch, be-otch - where's your Stanford at?
by 47texts March 11, 2011
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Student # 4056: I'm applying to stanford, and an admission officier is viewing this right now!

Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford!

Student # 4056: Your mother.
by 8194056 December 29, 2011
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A place in California which looks strikingly like an enormous Mexican restauraunt. Also, an astoundingly expensive, premier (elitist) university with some brilliant minds and a party scene as dead as any Darwin award winner.
Trust fund son one: "Did I really spend my entire life working to get in here?"

Trust fund son two: "Yeah man, Stanford is lamer than my grandma on life support. Well, at least we don't smell half as bad as Berkeley."
by D H December 11, 2006
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-noun
A failed version of Berkeley.
Fuck Trees. Fuck the color red. And Fuck Stanford.
by L. Stanford Jr. April 15, 2008
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A school that thinks they are so great in everything but somehow managed to lose in football to SJSU 35-34. I'm glad all of that wasted money is going somewhere.
Eppy: Hey did you know that SJSU just beat Stanford in football 35-34?
Dave: Ya man, Stanford Sucks!
Travis: Awesome
by Spartan Squad September 23, 2006
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Although Stanford University is one of the most selective American schools in terms of admissions, many have found the college's overall atmosphere to be one of feigned relaxation and underlying insecurity, as accurately described by the "duck" analogy. Many self-consciously 'chill' students here are pompous in person, but truly mask some unseen blemish of the personality.
I pity any bastard unlucky enough to accept admission to Stanford, especially considering the poor selection of women and disappointing student body they'll encounter.
by Teller of Truths September 03, 2006
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a university that protects rapists and praises rape culture
Girl 1: "Hey, werent you applying for Stanford?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but then i remembered they protected Brock Turner"
by zingirl September 16, 2016
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