Smart kid: Rejected from Stanford ??
Idiot: (crying) Yeah, just shut up about it! (crying more)
Stanford student: Pssh...when all is said and done, just know that at the end of the day I will have better grades, better employment opportunities, better connections, and better friends than douchebags like you. You'll have to lie on your resume just to be as employable as me.
Student 2: Don't cry - no, wait - yeah, you should weep bitterly. Not everyone can get into Stanford, where an awesome time, academic excellence, the coolest people you will ever meet, and a future are guaranteed.
Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch.
Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.