Sandwell college 

A place where individuals with IQs lower then that of the national standard come to meet up and smoke the mary jane every SINGLE day. Arguably the 'baitest' college in the midlands and the whole country due to how mediorce the people who go there is. No one has a future coming here and any anyone who does come here is bound to slave away their time to starbucks for all eternity.

- stoner haven
- crackhead every 2 metres
- 1000 bossmans
- sketty girls who throw their pum to anyone who wears a tracksuit
- exceptionally unattractive gyal
- wannabe roadmen

- feds turn up every single day

zack: yo do you think about sandwell college
joe: heard the girls there lick the cum off guys dick, hold it in their mouth and kiss their 'bf'

zack: oh hell no !!

Sandwell college by slipz67 June 16, 2022

Standgeblaese 

German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short males/friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"

Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaese!"

Standgeblaese by JackPancake January 25, 2010

standgebläse 

(german) etymologically "stand" means standing and "gebläse" means blower. therefore, a standgebläse is slang for a midget who is just tall enough to suck one's phallus while standing up straight.

At first I didn't think she'd be tall enough, but now that she's in high heels this standgebläse will be able to reach my penis with her mouth.

standgebläse by URWordsmith March 15, 2010

Stairwell Inspector

1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.

Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!

Stairwell Inspector by King D. Ingaling December 9, 2010

standgebläse 

German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaGuy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"

Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgebläse!"

standgebläse by Mr.Shenanigans026 March 6, 2010

Shandelle 

A beautiful girl who's shy around guys but when you get to know her, she's amazingly talented and smart too, though she may not know it, guys worship the ground she walks upon. Everyone looks up to her because she's a work of art, one in a million.

Shandelle is sucha beauty ent?

Shandelle by Daniellelel August 23, 2011

Scaldwell 

The smallest and crappest village in the whole of Northampton. Famous residents include the 'One ball kid', 'Melon man', 'K-mouse' ect. So crap it doesnt even have a shop, gets regularly boid off by Walgrave, even Old joins in too. Generally a tramps place to live in, stay away if you value your health.

Some Shit Village, e.g, Hahaha thats almost as bad as Scaldwell

Scaldwell by H Kid is Gayyyy January 30, 2009