A politician, typically Republican, who expects to receive a blumpkin while standing over or shitting on the general public.
The Congressman from Wisconsin became a blumpnik when he proposed to cut Medicare and expected to be re-elected.
The sexual act of when two people stand shoulder to shoulder, facing opposite directions, and both are bent over giving and reiceiving rim jobs; all while standing. The position of the foreplay pleasures both people and results in the image of the number eight.
"Since we both like our buttholes licked, do you want to try the Figure Eight?"
|31.||New Orleans Street Cleaner|
The Process of one female fellating a standing male whilst another female is positioned below sed male's asshole and receiving a colon cleansing shit on her forehead.
1. Last night I gave your mother a New Orleans Street Cleaner with your sister.
2. "Hey guy's, I just took a stool softener. Go grab those two bitches from last night so I can get a New Orleans Street Cleaner."
The act of tongue-fucking an anus while simultaneously making fencing, or other sword-fighting maneuvers, with the recipients penis. Typically done while the recipient is standing.
This allows for Rusty Sword Fights.
Yeah, while I love Jen and all, she's more of a Trombone player, while Phil is a natural Rusty Sword Technician, I think I'm going to choose him for the Rusty Sword Tournament coming up.
|33.||Rusty Sword Fight|
What happens when multiple people are receiving Rusty Swords in the same room.
The parties fence with the recipients' penises.
Recipients are not allowed to do anything physical to each other, though trash-talk is allowed.
Typically the recipients are also encouraged to make metallic clanging noises (or Lightsaber noises) while this happens for the bonus cool factor and to commit to the roleplay.
If at any point, once the fight starts, any member;
falls over, loses their partner, gets soft, or otherwise can not continue the fight;
Then that duelist loses the fight.
Last penis "standing" (or team, thereof) wins the fight, regardless of how many players are taking part.
Note that: Cumming does not automatically disqualify a participant, but considering that softness tends to follows briefly afterwards, it tends to happen.
Doping in the form of Cialis or Viagra is considered poor form and can cause for the disqualification of winners if the agreed upon rules forbid it.
"Damn man, that was a brutal Rusty Sword Fight last night!
I thought Steve and Phil were going to lose when it looked like Steve was about to blow his load..."
"Yeah, but then Steve said something that got Jen to run off crying, DQing Mark, who then got blasted with Steve's 'victory celebration', it was epic, and will go down as one of the best tournament duels ever."
Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from someone sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Yo, my girl and I had Mexican for dinner last night, and when we came home, she gave me the fattest dumpkin ever.
Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from a girl sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Last night, after going out to eat at Bobby Big Sleep's Burrito Barn with my girlfriend and her best friend, all 3 of us had the runs, so, when we came home, my girl gave me a dumpkin while I glass-bottomed boat her best friend.