a person who lives their life randomly with no idea whats going on or what will happen next, has an orgie amount of food in his garage, and eats a shit load of pie.
jacob seeley is a total standie
look at that damn standie eating waterwmelon
I got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones I was able to call for help.
What kind of standie would give Joe a ride.
I saw a standie fixing up a focus
A standup longboard slide.
Fuckin cunty gnar standie.